I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me


do you ever just feel like you’re just completely worthless and unattractive on a physical and emotional level and you’re just never good enough because there’s always someone else that overpowers you with their pretty face and personality and you just instantly back down because you feel you have literally nothing to fight against with


if you think im a loser who likes music too much then you’re definitely right


50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”


Just saw Guardians of the Galaxy and I really like that one part where the whole movie.